That has become, hands down, my favorite line from the Sherlock Holmes movie. I canNOT seem to get that damn scene out of my head. Or stop snickering to myself and generally just looking like a freak when I think about it.

And it doesn't help when, after one such episode, after I finally got myself under control, a customer corners me in search of that very item.

How am I supposed to help myself?

Ah, the simple joys...